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[anonymous1]

Rather, just like GT, these people know I wouldn't accept $$$$$ because they know I don't need it.
 

Such a ridiculous response that you had to tell Webman to suspend you for 3 days so you could pull your tail out from between your legs!!
The next column published from rob will be: "Sobbing on my way to Santa Fe".

[anonymous1]

[QUOTE=oej719]Tell us more about your meeting. Does he do a combover like his photo depicts? Does he shake and quiver like he has withdrawls? Did he ask to borrow money from you? Did he have weird and goffy mannerism's.
Did you get to see the SPECIAL PLAYS? Did you loose all of your money and feel like a sucker? Did you use a slot card?
 
Hang in there dude the quads with a kicker will be waiting for you. Keep searching for those cans. Don't stop untill you reach your goal of 300.
 
I will allow you to watch me play if you pay me $10,000. A bargain price in my opinion. Act now as this is a limited time offer well worth it for seeing the SPECIAL PLAYS. If you can't afford that, i will let you see the system for "How to win $100,000 on slot machines", for a mere $2500. I need to go back out now to collect more cans- only need 292 more to reach the goal![/QUOTE]
 
STOP THE PRESSES!!!!!!!!! I DID IT!!! I hit quad 8's on a $100 machine-12.5K! Thank you, Rob. I love you, man. I should have never doubted your strategy.*
 
 
*: denotes that above story is undeniably false, just like the tales of a certain postee.

[pokeherguy]

I knew it was false because in order for it to be true instead of quad 8's it would have been quad A's with the kicker.

[Webman]

Babybubba hasn't even been on for 3 days and you still couldn't resist?
 
I think you have been infected by his charm.

[oej719]

Mocking is the sincerest form of flattery.
Infection? Sounds like he has a serious disease.
Your dianogis may be correct.

If not dealt any pairs, just hold the 2 cards on the left.

[Webman]

Maybe it's time for a Super Double Double Diagnosis thread?
 
All the sarcasm flying around lately is sure to confuse new visitors like crazy.  Can we get things back on track?

[oej719]

Just point the way.

[Webman]

From another thread...
 
Somebody seems to have a real ha*d on for you, Shadowman.  Just ignore them or better yet, tell them to "fly" away.

[bigboy]

From another thread...
 
[QUOTE=bigboy]Somebody seems to have a real ha*d on for you, Shadowman.  Just ignore them or better yet, tell them to "fly" away. [/QUOTE]
 
 
Quote yourself from now on, because oej is looking finger-licking good as of late.

[Webman]

Quote yourself from now on, because oej is looking finger-licking good as of late.
 
 What... on... earth... does THAT mean?