ALL STAR POKER machines

[Tedlark]

Trust me DaBurglar you don't need any help from me with making yourself look bad. You remind me of that bald headed guy from the movie: "The. Princess Bride." Inconceivable...

To help you sleep tonight I will pull up your post in which you refer to yourself as an advantage player. I can also hook you up with a good math tutor as well. We'll work on your spelling and grammer when we have MUCH more time.

[DaBurglar]

Trust me DaBurglar you don't need any help from me with making yourself look bad. You remind me of that bald headed guy from the movie: "The. Princess Bride." Inconceivable...

To help you sleep tonight I will pull up your post in which you refer to yourself as an advantage player. I can also hook you up with a good math tutor as well. We'll work on your spelling and grammer when we have MUCH more time.you misspelled "grammar" you pompous .....er, smelly bodypart....  But you know what....it's ok...because this is a friggin VIDEO POKER SITE!!!!!   as long as someone's post is legible and communicates the point, WHO CARES if it is a little rough around the edges grammatically?   And to insult someone over it just because you otherwise cannot stand him and because that's the best you can do, just shows how desperate you are to one-up him and make yourself appear superior.<cue tedlark making some idiotic potshot about not needing to "appear" superior blah blah blah>Look, you made a potshot about me being a "self annointed" advantage player.    whatever you find I posted,  once again I ask "who cares?"   is not EVERYTHING on this site/forum that someone says about oneself "Self annointing?"     I have no idea who the heck anyone is here or what they do....we only know what each of us wants the others to know.For instance, Doris is right in that she has no way of knowing if I really went to Harvard....even though I did, WHO CARES???   She gains NOTHING either way, just like I gain nothing proving her to be a vitriolic, mean, misanthrope.Is Tedlark really so generous as to give complete strangers his shirt off his back, or does he tip waitresses "several dollars" who do NOT bring him drinks?   WHO CARES??    Does not influence my life one way or the other, but it does prompt the question, if Tedlark is so kind and generous, why doesnt he stop playing MONEY sucking games like Dreamcard 10 hand and instead donate the money he wastes (not to mention gas driving around Indiana) to Save the whales?  or USA FOR AFRICA?    but then someone could just ask ME why not take all the money I dumped into the AC casinos and give it to a homeless shelter?    See my point.........WHO CARES?!?!?!?!?!Just stay COGENT and on topic about Video Poker and Casinos and Gaming, and STOP with the petty personal Bullshiiiite.

[Tedlark]

Hater.

[tommiedee]

I love All Star Poker, but my best game was Deal Draw or Double Pay Poker, never got any hand pays in AC casinos, but i really clocked them at Mt Airy, more than once, my last one on a 3 play quarter machine was the dealt RF, too bad it was on the top line but I was still able to pull $15,002.50 out of them.  Interestingly, the casino shut the game down on all its All Star Poker machines!!  I guess since they are now server based, it may have hit again on one of the other 10 machines in their place that day. 

[Tedlark]

  I got one once too tommiedee, mine hit on the center line. Another player here, billyjoe, got it dealt to him on the bottom line of a 3 play machine. I believe he also got one playing a single line machine as well.
   Congrats to you on yours.

[BillyJoe]

  I got one once too tommiedee, mine hit on the center line. Another player here, billyjoe, got it dealt to him on the bottom line of a 3 play machine. I believe he also got one playing a single line machine as well.
   Congrats to you on yours.
I sure did. This was on a Five Star Machine at Caesars LV...

[tommiedee]

That is truly a pretty picture!   Also the same game I play at Harrahs AC, or did play until some 7star plays it a few hours and then shuts it down for the rest of the day!!!  This has been happening just about every weekend, really unfair when its the only 5Star pokermachine in the whole place!

[DaBurglar]

That is truly a pretty picture!   Also the same game I play at Harrahs AC, or did play until some 7star plays it a few hours and then shuts it down for the rest of the day!!!  This has been happening just about every weekend, really unfair when its the only 5Star pokermachine in the whole place!

wow  wait a second....Harrahs AC Has (or had?) a 5 star poker machine?    Only Caesars AC had the 5 stars machines to my knowledge, and then they got rid of them when they "revamped" their entire inventory with the sh*tty new machines that never pay and give every person who plays them Carpal Tunnel and rheumatoid arthritis!

[Tedlark]

That is truly a pretty picture!   Also the same game I play at Harrahs AC, or did play until some 7star plays it a few hours and then shuts it down for the rest of the day!!!  This has been happening just about every weekend, really unfair when its the only 5Star pokermachine in the whole place!


   Don't let it get you down tommiedee. Those CET 7-Stars people, you know, they probably are NOIR too, REALLY think they own the place. If you or I asked a slot attendant or a bartender to watch the machine while we quickly ran to the bathroom; we'd have to do something like cash the machine out first to keep OUR money from disappearing before we got back from the bathroom.   Good luck to you if you do get to play that 5 Star machine. Congrats on knowing where it was by the way. 

[DaBurglar]

    Don't let it get you down tommiedee. Those CET 7-Stars people, you know, they probably are NOIR too, REALLY think they own the place. If you or I asked a slot attendant or a bartender to watch the machine while we quickly ran to the bathroom; we'd have to do something like cash the machine out first to keep OUR money from disappearing before we got back from the bathroom.   Good luck to you if you do get to play that 5 Star machine. Congrats on knowing where it was by the way. Why cant I simply ask the location of a machine in a casino without you making some backhand/underhand snipe, and also getting in yet another shot about my stolen tito?What do you get out of this Ted?  what does it do for you?It was a common, accepted practice back in the day for Vegas bartenders to watch machines for you while you went to the bathroom, just like dealers would watch your chips and your seat at the tables for you when you took a break.....end of story.