No Quads!

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Jstark
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Re: No Quads!

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[quote=Jstark]I still haven't figured out how to resize these pictures. Nothing on imgur is helpfulYou haven't figured out what a 100% VP game is either.    Put your big boy pants on and play like a man. 


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I'm insulted by this. You cannot resize with the phone I have, PERIOD. I've tried everything. I don't use a PC.

And my little toe knows more about 100% VP and advantage play in casinos than your whole body does. So while I keep profiting, you and your wife can keep losing!

THIS is my last post on here.

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[quote=Jstark]THIS is my last post on here.[/quote]If you are going to be a member of an Internet forum you need to have thicker skin.   Posting a picture of a win you made by scrounging an Ultimate X multiplier is picking up trash, not playing VP.   That said, hang around and you might learn something.   If you think you know it all, you are probably better off staying off the forum.   Video poker is not that big of a deal.  It's a kids game played for money not rocket science.





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[quote=Jstark]I still haven't figured out how to resize these pictures. Nothing on imgur is helpfulYou haven't figured out what a 100% VP game is either.    Stopping scrounging leftovers and play like a man. 


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With this statement, maybe I shouldn't have tried to soften your incorrect statement about quad frequencies and just keep letting new2vp tear you a new one. I can guarantee you what Jstark is doing is well over 100% return, which was his point to easily contradict you saying there are no 100%+ return games in Florida.

It's not necessarily fun to vulture multipliers, but it will turn a profit long term. There are a handful of ways to get an edge over a casino, they just generally are a pain in the ass to do it. If it was easy, then everyone would do it, and the casino would go out of business.

As for imgur, Jstark, the only way I have learned how to change image size is via the non-mobile imgur website. It works well for my trip reports since I transfer my pictures to the laptop and write the report there. Speaking of which, I have another one of those upcoming.

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[quote=Vman96]It's not necessarily fun to vulture multipliers, but it will turn a profit long term.[/quote]If that's what it takes to turn a profit playing VP, I would rather stay home.   Picking up tickets from the floor, playing leftover credits, scrounging multipliers, selling free gift items and standing around at all hours of the night waiting for your name to be called in a drawing are all potentially profitable.  Is there any limit to what some people will do to make a profit? Here's a positive game tip.  The change machines at the Hard Rocks don't give out coins. When I cash out my tickets I let the change tickets fall to the floor.   I cash out often.  Follow me around and you can probably make $4-$5 dollars a day.  If you stand behind the machines and beg, you might make $50 a day.  Most likely, the casino will throw you out before that happens.  Good luck...






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And letting your change tickets fall to the ground is not only foolish but littering to boot.


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I always leave a few bread crumbs on the floor for the birds.   I'm a big tipper as well.   Life's been good to me and I like to see people smile. 




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But life always wasn't so good, right? I've been blessed too but I still know that money is too hard to come by to just discard 'a few breadcrumbs." I personally would collect those change tickets, put them all into a machine later and then cash out a larger ticket to redeem.

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Well, I guess everyone is different.  If letting someone have my pocket change makes them happy, I'm fine with it.  I figure if I can throw away my money gambling, I should be able to give some to someone who appreciates it.  




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Post by DaBurglar »

This thread has officially become unbearable...."makeup exams", "breadcrumbs", and people providing unsolicited, totally mundane and completely unverifiable statements regarding their personal lives while simultaneously inflicting on the forum audience semi-didactic utterances about how we all should manage such aspects of our lives as our ....pocket change (i.e the afore mentioned "breadcrumbs")....


The only truly interesting thing divulged in the entire thread so far is this completely baffling detail about Hardrock casino NOT dispensing coins when you cash out your tickets....is this policy corporate wide? What on Earth is their reason for this....are you supposed to take your change tickets to the cashier? Or consolidate them by feeding them into the cash out machine? How can this be allowed by state regulations because this is essentially cheating people out of money...?

And yeah, just as there are still people out there who scour the floor and ground, seat cushions and coin return slots for loose money, certainly there must be people who collect the cast offs of other players at Hardrock sites.

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The only truly interesting thing divulged in the entire thread so far is this completely baffling detail about Hardrock casino NOT dispensing coins when you cash out your tickets....is this policy corporate wide? What on Earth is their reason for this....are you supposed to take your change tickets to the cashier? Or consolidate them by feeding them into the cash out machine? How can this be allowed by state regulations because this is essentially cheating people out of money...?



I would assume a real cashier would give you the change if you desired. I do expect more casinos to do this in the future. Reloading coins in cashout machines is against the casino's best interest in terms of labor costs.


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